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I should not be aloud to have my phone when I’m drinking. My drunk texting was out of hand last night.
and now I’m dreading work tomorrow.
I work with mostly guys (like 86 guys and 7 girls) and I prefer this because guys tend to be easier to get along with…at least for me. However, here’s what I’ve learned: when you really want something done, always ask a girl. You’ll spend less time explaining what you want, less time waiting for them to get around to doing it, and you’ll probably be happier with the overall results. Yup.
jim: why don’t you draw him? why don’t we see this old man?
pam: okay, yeah! fine, i’ll draw him.
jim: okay! i ain’t afraid of no ghost.
(pam holds up a picture of a middle finger.)
jim: whoa!
pam: mhm.
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Want.
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