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I should not be aloud to have my phone when I’m drinking. My drunk texting was out of hand last night.

and now I’m dreading work tomorrow.

creatingaquietmind:

I work with mostly guys (like 86 guys and 7 girls) and I prefer this because guys tend to be easier to get along with…at least for me. However, here’s what I’ve learned: when you really want something done, always ask a girl. You’ll spend less time explaining what you want, less time waiting for them to get around to doing it, and you’ll probably be happier with the overall results. Yup.

jim: why don’t you draw him? why don’t we see this old man?
pam: okay, yeah! fine, i’ll draw him. 
jim: okay! i ain’t afraid of no ghost.
(pam holds up a picture of a middle finger.)
jim: whoa!
pam: mhm. 

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leilockheart:

Found on - LINK

leilockheart:

Found on - LINK

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It’s ridiculous how guilty I feel for eating m&m’s.

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Want.

Want.

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Tina Fey’s physical descriptions in the Mean Girls script are killing me.

frankenqueen:

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Allergy attack out of nowhere. Fml.

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phoods:

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